01/07/2014 11:03 am ET Updated Jan 23, 2014

McDonald's Japan Releases Cheese Fries We Don't Want To Eat

There are plenty of items from McDonald's locations abroad that we're jealous aren't in the U.S. -- we'd definitely be up for a McAloo Tikki burger. But a new item from McDonald's Japan has us somewhat stumped. Meet McDonald's cheese fries, officially titled "Classic Fries With Cheese."

Don't get us wrong -- cheese fries are normally a most excellent snack. However, the cheese from these fries comes out of a packet, resulting in this:

Cheese fries should not have squiggles! They should be melty and gooey. This is just wrong:

These packets. Just say no to cheese that squirts:

[h/t Kotaku]