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01/10/2014 12:59 pm ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Can This Mom's Note To Son About Masturbation Possibly Be Real? (PHOTO)

We've heard of mothers buying condoms for their sons. We've even seen mothers who are so fed up with their sons' masturbating that they feel compelled to write lengthy thank-you notes to Kleenex.

But buying lube for your son to masturbate with and including a note like this to go with it? Can this possibly be real?

If so, she sure knows all the good slang. (Hint: Michigan is shaped like a hand.)

(hat tip Reddit)

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