If you're into slash fiction, you may want to track down the "author" on this flight. He can write the stuff with his eyes closed.
Sure, critics say his work is highly repetitive, and the characters don't change much, but what did you expect? As evidenced in this YouTube video, the wordsmith wrote an entire novel while up in the air -- and he was asleep for much of it.
"It would've been more appropriate if he'd fallen asleep with his finger on the Z key," Gawker quips.
"Well, at least he wasn't pressing the backspace button," Australia's News Limited adds.
Indeed. Ultimately though, we're envious of the passenger's apparent ability to fall asleep anywhere. Insofar as sleeping on keyboards is concerned, at least he didn't accidentally transfer millions of dollars in the process.