01/16/2014 02:54 pm ET Updated Jan 25, 2014

Not Safe For Second Grade Kid Note Of The Day: Stages Of Love

Title: 24 Stages Of True Love

Authors: Ted Scheinman's sister's 2nd graders

Method Of Communication: Two napkins stapled together

Rating: NSFSG (Not Safe For Second Grade)

Satisfaction Guaranteed? Debatable


How to fall in love

1. First you stare at the person.
2. You get close to each other
3. You ask for a date.
4. You go in bed and do sex
5. When you kiss you suck and lick
6. Get nacked [sic] in bed and do more sex.
8. Go dance and put your noses together.
10. You go in bed forever Then kiss forever.
11. Take a shower together and kiss.
12. Give each other rings.
13. Go to the pool together.
14 - 24. (BLANK)

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