01/18/2014 08:18 am ET Updated Jan 25, 2014

Best Tweets: What Women Said On Twitter This Week

The Twittersphere was full of funny tweets from ladies this week, but a few were a bit anxious. Twitter user Toxic Probably lived up to her cynical namesake when she tweeted, "I'm starting to panic about not having a panic attack today." Maybe she could take a page out of Jacquie Lee's book, who shared her personal secret to unwinding: "Unknotting headphones is my stress relief." We prefer sweatpants and a hot cup of tea, but we're happy to pass our earbuds on to you.

In other news, user Tween Hobo coined our favorite term for potential companions: "Slang term for a girl who you date because she's smart: your 'thinkpiece.'" Anyone out there looking for a girlfriend, take note.

For more great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.