Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!
I would love to enjoy this dinner date but toddlers have trained me to eat thirty seconds or less using the shovel technique
— kelly jean (@kjmeow) January 15, 2014