Ever wondered who the Long Island Railroad is transporting late at night? For those unfamiliar, the LIRR is a train for people traveling in between New York City and neighboring locales. Comedian Corey Cohen interviewed several people (with an e-cigarette he pretended was a microphone) traveling on the line late at night to find out what they're really up to.
And what did we learn? Mostly that their main goal in life is to "f*** b*tches, get money" and that they're very disappointed with Bill de Blasio's notorious pizza eating tendencies.