01/23/2014 09:28 am ET Updated Jan 23, 2014

Oprah May Stop Appearing On O Magazine Covers: Page Six


A shocker from the New York Post:

Hearst staffers say Oprah Winfrey is sick of shooting her O magazine covers and is going to retire from doing them soon — even though she typically knocks out three covers in one daylong shoot.

WHAAAAA??? O magazine without Oprah on the cover? That's like Time magazine without stories about animal minds, or the New Yorker without random covers on springtime, or Vogue without Photoshop!

How else are we going to know how Oprah looks like with an Afro wig, or drinking smoothies with Dr. Oz, or posing in front of flowers and other green things?

Anyway, we hope the Post story turns out to be untrue.