This week the women of Twitter were all about eating, sleeping and general social etiquette. Twitter user Li'l Edie Surly shared a rather clever life hack when she tweeted, "I eat a lot of things just to get rid of them." We agree, you should never let anything go to waste.
And Katie Kerr gave us a good tip on how to get your day started successfully: "Every morning I challenge myself to a donut eating contest. Every morning I win." While we fully support donut-eating, we're not so sure about Twitter user Mila's advice: "If watching tv in your panties while smoking a joint is wrong, then maybe they shouldn't have couches at this Best Buy." We can't decide if we're scared or excited to ever take a trip to Best Buy now.
For more great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.
Gentleman, when you "like" a porn star's photo on Instagram, it shows up on my feed and bums me out. Screenshot that shit and move on. #PSA
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) January 29, 2014
I like how in romantic comedies, the best friend is only concerned about the hot chick finding love.
— Cristela Alonzo (@cristela9) January 27, 2014
Relationship status: sending out announcements for the food baby that pizza and I are expecting.
Little Caesar is due to join us on July 19
— Jayne Wright (@jaynecomplains) January 29, 2014
If watching tv in your panties while smoking a joint is wrong, then maybe they shouldn't have couches at this Best Buy.
— Mila (@Milariou) January 27, 2014
Strange how men say "before Twitter I didn't know women could be funny" but no women say "before Twitter I didn't know men could be sexist."
— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) January 30, 2014
Every morning I challenge myself to a donut eating contest. Every morning I win.
— Katie Kerr (@KT_Kerr) January 31, 2014