Pardon our French, but we thought this was America's damn week, you guys.
Super Bowl. Flags. Eye black. Competition. Reflection. Snacks. Fighter jets flying overhead. America's week.
So when HuffPost Taste ran a story with the headline, "Foods That'll Take You Straight To France," we decided it was time to bring you right back here, to your couch, where there's always bacon, beer and football. American football.
For the record, we love our friends at HuffPost Taste. We drool over almost every article they write. But we've had to take them down a notch before, and we're about to do it again. Not just for journalism, but for the Stars and Stripes.
So first, look at the offending statement:
Now read about the foods that make us never want to leave these purple mountain majesties: