02/10/2014 03:17 pm ET Updated Feb 10, 2014

'House Of Cards' Has Its Own Edition Of 'Cards Against Humanity'


What happens when your favorite TV show teams up with your favorite card game? Magic, that's what.

According to the website, the special-edition game contains 25 cards about "power, politics, passive aggressive handjobs and other scenes that we can never un-see." Even better, House of Cards Against Humanity is totally free and can be downloaded in print-and-play PDF form.

Some samples of the black cards:
"I can't believe Netflix is using _________ to promote House of Cards."
"If you need him to, Remy Danton can pull some strings and get you __________, but it’ll cost you."

And some white cards:
"Strangling a dog to make a point to the audience."
"Punching a congressman in the face."

Now you'll have something to keep you busy until Season 2 premieres on Netflix on Feb. 14.