02/11/2014 04:50 pm ET

14 Culturally Relevant Valentine Cards For The Celeb–Obsessed

Have you been struggling to find the perfect valentine for your lover, best friend or self?

Valentine's Day likely means you've been running around trying to find the best way to convey your feelings for that special someone. Does chocolate suffice? Or do you have to splurge for a fancier gift? What about flowers? Red roses or white? Don't fret, we've done the legwork for you.

  • For the person you love most in the world, and then some
    Loving someone more than Kanye loves himself means you're ready to express your eternal devotion. This may or may not be the best way to do it.

    Available for $3.37 on Etsy.
  • For your very best friend
    This simple ode to Tina Fey and Amy Poehler is the perfect way to tell your best friend that you care. After all, who said Valentine's Day is just for couples?

    Available for $3 on Etsy.
  • For yourself
    Valentine's Day doesn't have to be just for celebrating those around you! Give yourself (and Mindy) a pat on the back for being the greatest person in your life.

    Available for $4.22 on Etsy.
  • For your perfect new girlfriend
    Has there even been a more genuine or crazier showing of affection than Tom Cruise jumping up and down on Oprah's couch screaming about his love for Katie Holmes? Nope. Use this one.

    Available for $5.25 on Etsy.
  • For your single friend
    Looking to be both blunt and culturally relevant? Miley's your girl.

    Available for $5.06 on Etsy.
  • For your incredibly cool husband
    Do you have a man in your life who is happy to be with you whether you're sunbathing on a yacht, sitting courtside at a Brooklyn Nets game or dancing seductively while singing in front of millions of viewers? This one is for him.

    P.S.: Kudos to the woman confident enough to align herself with the great Queen Bey.

    Available for $3.50 on Etsy.
  • For your long–awaited lover
    This subtle nod to Justin Timberlake's "Sexy Back" is the perfect way to tell your love interest that they're doing something right.

    Available for $4.25 on Etsy.
  • For the practical guy
    Haven't found a valentine that's both beautiful and useful? Your answer has come in the form of a refrigerator magnet decorated with George Clooney's face. Oh, and hearts.

    Available for $12 on Etsy.
  • For the old soul
    Nothing says "I love you" like a crooning Willie Nelson caricature, right? After all "Valentine" is a 1993 hit by this country superstar: "you're the sweetest of all sweethearts won't you give your heart to me." Who could say no to that?

    Available for $4.50 on Etsy.
  • For your aspirational lover
    Do you and your love aspire to be Kim and Kanye atop a stationary motorcycle? That dream could be yours with some "Bound 2" inspired love notes. Uh–huh, honey!

    Available for $4 on Etsy.
  • For the super fan
    This collaged card has just the right amount of "psychotic stalker" flavor to spice up its intimate color scheme. If you're planning on spending Valentine's Day dreaming of Bieber at his Miami arraignment, this one's for you.

    Available for $2.95 on Etsy.
  • For your school–girl crush
    Britney's youthful braids and famous lyrics remind you of the days of frilly scrunchies, boy bands, and secret admirers. Now if only you had one…

    Available for $5 on Etsy.
  • For the film–buff
    Gwyneth Paltrow's dark eyes burn through this "Royal Tenenbaums"–inspired valentine. Inside, the card reads "I love you," with the perfect attitude and suspense loved by many a Wes Anderson fan.

    Available for $3.85 on Etsy.
  • For the tween in your life
    Don't know what to send to your friends to express both your love for them AND Harry Styles? Never fear, this valentine is customizable -- that's what makes it beautiful.

    Available for $1.49 on Etsy.