It's the biggest snowfall in Washington since 2010's Snowmageddon!
What's closed in D.C. on Thursday? Just about everything: Schools, airport runways, the federal government.
Thursday morning, with nearly 15 inches of snow having fallen in parts of the greater D.C. area, Metro -- rather remarkably? -- is still running, but drivers have been urged, strongly, to stay off the roads.
“You have to drive waaayyyy below the speed limit,” Sgt. Mark Cummings of the Maryland State Police told the Washington Post.
Washington being Washington, the snow has not only paralyzed the city, but also brought out the political "funnies":
— Jim DeMint (@JimDeMint) February 13, 2014
Twitter, like the area itself, is blanked in snow -- here's what it's looking like in and around the nation's capital:
— Lauren Rice (@laurenlatelydc) February 13, 2014
Snow removal plan for Washington DC - wait for it to melt! pic.twitter.com/iWxs4xWNMP
— Hon. Mark Kennedy (@HonMarkKennedy) February 13, 2014
View out our round 2nd floor window in Washington DC. 12 more hours of snow & sleet (lighter...) predicted. pic.twitter.com/GuX4D7vGnB
— Charles Fishman (@cfishman) February 13, 2014
— Curtis Phinney (@CurtisCNS) February 13, 2014
— Steve Chenevey (@stevechenevey) February 13, 2014
— Matthew Hawkins (@mthawk) February 13, 2014
— Jon Loewus-Deitch (@Jonlode) February 13, 2014
Eater D.C. is keeping tabs on what restaurants are open (and cheap), for those who didn't brave long lines to stock up on bread, eggs and other French toast ingredients.
The Washington Post's Capital Weather Gang is live-blogging the precipitation event.
Let us know in the comments (or on Twitter -- @HuffPostDC) what it looks like outside your window. Unless you're off, like, sunbathing in the tropics. We can't handle the thought of that right now, to be perfectly frank.