02/27/2014 12:02 pm ET Updated Feb 27, 2014

Alec Baldwin And Shia LaBeouf Should Totally Go On A 'Stop Paying Attention To Us' Tour

After their dramatic declarations and forays into performance art, it would only make sense that Alec Baldwin and Shia LaBeouf would launch a 48-city farewell tour -- you know, so people will leave them alone.

Watch the video above to see Conan's idea for how these two "shy, withdrawn Hollywood actors" can spread their message of "stop paying attention to us" to every state in the U.S. -- and then Europe.

Now, that ought to stop them from being plagued by media scrutiny!