03/04/2014 10:33 am ET Updated Mar 04, 2014

Advice Manual By 'Princeton Mom' Even More Noxious Than Expected

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"Princeton Mom" Susan Patton, a class-five Internet troll who sprang from the depths of a Mens' Rights forum when, one night under a full moon, Phyllis Schlafly and Ann Coulter sacrificed a kitten over a copy of The Feminine Mystique, has a book coming out! The Daily Princetonian got a peek and found it LOL WTF RUFK.

The student paper says that the book is mostly a retread, merely the longform version of Patton's original op-ed. (Via the Wire; definitely click through for the photo of Patton's dog looking so, so embarrassed.) Blah blah blah, better ensorcell some poor schmuck over cafeteria chicken tenders before senior year or you'll be forced to pick a breeding partner from the lower orders and that'll just be a disaster, blah blah blah, your biological clock, blah blah blah.