03/07/2014 04:44 pm ET Updated Mar 07, 2014

CPAC Craigslist Personals: 'I Need a MAN. NOW!' (NSFW)

NATIONAL HARBOR, Md. -- It's time again for the annual Conservative Political Action Conference, a fantastic event for catching speeches from the nation's leading conservatives and feeling fired up about what it means to be a Republican.

It's also a great place for having anonymous gay sex.

Like clockwork, CPAC attendees have posted personal ads on Craigslist looking for love while they're in town. Some seem harmless enough, like the "six foot one, conservative, awesome" guy looking for a conservative woman to check out some sights in D.C. Others get pretty racy, like the "super discreet" man interested in way more than a D.C. tour with a man. And then some are a little sad, like the 36-year-old man from rural Indiana who needs a man -- NOW! -- and says CPAC is his "only outlet for this sort of thing."

There's also at least one that's just for laughs: "@CPAC looking for my Allen West -- m4m." (For obvious reasons, we have not been able to verify the seriousness of these requests.)

We've compiled the ones we could find in the slideshow below. Beware, some are NSFW!