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03/07/2014 01:13 pm ET Updated Mar 07, 2014

What To Do Now That You're Too Old For Spring Break

Feeling down about being a little long in the tooth for Spring Break? Do you use phrases like "a little long in the tooth"? Don't worry, we're right there with you.

Your drunken-beach-party days might be behind you, but that doesn't mean mid-March doesn't have other kinds of fun — responsible fun — to offer. Take a look at our list of things to do now that you're too old for Spring Break, and enjoy the next week of not having to apologize to everyone you know.

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