After doing a week of shows in Austin during South By Southwest, Jimmy Kimmel has learned a few things about life in the capital of Texas. For example,
"Austinites are some of the kindest, most welcoming people on the planet -- unless you're Rick Perry."
And, especially during SXSW, "If you follow a man with a beard, he will lead you to a panel discussion on increasing your social media presence."
Watch the video above to hear them all.