Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!
82% of parenting is making sure your kids don't do something fatal today
— Tim (@Playing_Dad) March 21, 2014
4yo: "Mum, you can't skip now you're old can you?"
— Twitflup (@Twitflup) March 19, 2014