03/31/2014 06:11 pm ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Parents Baffled By Doll Who Literally Poops Rainbows

TM, the brand that owns Bratz and Bratzillas, has another group of "nicer" dolls hidden up their sleeve called "Moxie Girls." The site tells girls what it means to have moxie and the tagline "Be True, Be You" makes them sound promising. That is, until you take a closer look.

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via Amazon

See that text on the top left there? As if virtual diaper changing and feedings weren't bad enough -- we're looking at you Tamagatchi -- the Moxie Girls' pet unicorns actually poop. But not just any poop, rainbow poop.

To see if these Poopsy Pets were taken seriously by parents, we checked out totally reliable Amazon reviews:

One commentator said the pets are a tad unrealistic...


Another applauded the potential "skills" these pets can bestow upon young girls.


But there's always room for improvement.


And if all else fails, they make great gag gifts.


Maybe the Poopsy Pets will learn to go number two on an iPotty?