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03/31/2014 12:12 pm ET Updated Mar 31, 2014

The Five Saddest 'Modern Love' Columns

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5. "A BAD CASE OF PUPPY LOVE" -- JUNE 5, 2005
Man falls in love with woman. She’s smart, she’s fun, she has a “terrific body” (he says, three times). Then he discovers he has stronger feelings for her dog. “The passion in my sex life with Ally had cooled, but I didn’t care. I had Rusty.”

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