Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!
I never feel as close to another mom than when she backs me up in a lie I told my kid. #ItTakesAVillage
— Bunmi Laditan (@BunmiLaditan) April 9, 2014
The 3yro mooned the baby and then sang "Shake yer bum bum! Shake yer bum bum!" #goodlord
— lyz lenz (@lyzl) April 8, 2014