You know it's time to hire a new lawyer when he makes fun of you for using a landline... While in prison.
But don't tell Pete Holmes that. He plays what's possibly the world's worst legal representative in the sketch above with comedian and writer Matt McCarthy.
Not only does Pete not understand that cell phones aren't allowed behind bars, he's clearly obsessed with Emoji ("They look like a Japanese girl's daydream!") and even somehow manages to send his client a "d*ck pic" by only using a pen and paper.
Watch the video above. "The Pete Holmes Show" airs weeknights at midnight/11:00 p.m. Central on TBS.