04/20/2014 07:50 pm ET Updated Apr 21, 2014

Tila Tequila Announces Pregnancy, Incites General Terror

As of Good Friday, Tila Tequila began informing Twitter that she is pregnant with not one, but TWO, miniature Tila Tequilas.

While the miracle of life is always a beautiful, joyous, etc. event, this particular birth announcement comes following other less beautiful, joyous, etc. announcements, such as that Tequila is a Hitler sympathizer (who identifies as "Hitlia"), as well as someone who believes she participates in perpetual battle with Illuminati lizard beasts "in a 4D realm."

Other disturbing announcements include, but are not limited to, multiple plainly false pregnancy proclamations, including her (fake) 2010 baby via The Game, or "a Swedish man -- gorgeous" or an "American hero."

As E! News notes, the Myspace artist and star of "A Shot Of Love With Tila Tequila," has been relatively dormant on Facebook. Returning on Wednesday, she wrote, "Hi Everyone! I have missed you all so very much, but I had to disappear for a while to get my act together and enjoy my newfound happiness with sober living!"

We can only hope "sober" is shorthand for "no longer associating with nazis or engaging in combat with reptiles."



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