This Is Shaq's LinkedIn Profile, And It's Hilarious

This Is Shaq's LinkedIn Profile, And It's Hilarious
AUSTIN, TX - MARCH 09: Shaquille O'Neal speaks onstage at 'Wearables & Beyond with Shaq' during the 2014 SXSW Music, Film + Interactive Festival at Austin Convention Center on March 9, 2014 in Austin, Texas. (Photo by Andy Pareti/Getty Images for SXSW)
AUSTIN, TX - MARCH 09: Shaquille O'Neal speaks onstage at 'Wearables & Beyond with Shaq' during the 2014 SXSW Music, Film + Interactive Festival at Austin Convention Center on March 9, 2014 in Austin, Texas. (Photo by Andy Pareti/Getty Images for SXSW)

When you're a celebrity of a certain status, having an extensive professional persona online apparently just isn't worth the bother anymore.

This at least partly explains Shaquille O'Neal's LinkedIn profile, which is as honest as it is hilariously succinct.

shaq linkedin profile

Though it almost reads like a parody of itself, a representative confirmed to Slate that this is indeed Shaq's actual LinkedIn profile.

The basketball star lists his current occupation as being the CEO and president of "Alot of different companies. Inc."

A lot of different companies is right: In addition to the usual sponsorship deals surrounding an athlete of Shaq's standing, SB Nation notes O'Neal owns 55 Five Guys restaurants. "That's 275 Guys," the blog points out.

Under "Experience," Shaq helpfully explains, "I'm working on a lot of different ventures. My best asset is that I am proven to lead teams to championships. I mean multiple championships."

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