We hope your friendly neighborhood barista was never this disgusting.
In the video above, prankster Jack Vale goes in disguise as an overly creative coffee slinger who spits into his customers' drinks.
You want "bird style"? Vale takes a sip of the Joe and spits it right back in the cup. You want French style? He gives it a good lick.
Some patrons react with surprise and disbelief. But one gentleman's outrage starts to get uncomfortable, forcing Vale into action before the proceedings get heated.