STYLE & BEAUTY
04/30/2014 08:48 am ET Updated Apr 30, 2014

New Pollution Cologne Gives The Phrase 'You Smell Like Garbage' A Whole New Meaning

Forget pizza-scented cologne, there's a brand new fragrance on the scene by Comme des Garcons, and it will make you smell like ... pollution?

That's right, the fashion house's new fragrance, which according to W magazine is inspired by the Serpentine Galleries in London's Kensington Gardens, includes notes of "grass, leaves, pollen, and even a bit of pollution."

That got us thinking about some other smells. You know, the ones we're unpleasantly surprised with on an everyday basis but wouldn't necessarily think to spray on our bodies. Don't get any ideas, high fashion brands.

Would you spray on any of these scents?

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