Every week, we round up the best 140-character quips and insights from our esteemed blogging team -- and other equally awesome teen tweeters. Scroll down to read the latest batch and share your own suggestions by following @HuffPostTeen!
This week's eclectic mix of "Mean Girls" anniversary tweets and all the things in between has been compiled by Kami Baker (@peeta_is_aBAKER), a teen journalist who loves pugs... and Twitter.
a donut that's also a waffle that's also french toast that's also a pancake that's also a cupcake that looks like a cheeseburger that's also
— Hazel Cills (@hazelcills) April 27, 2014
TODAYS GONNA BE A FRICKIN GREAT DAY I HOPE U ALL HAVE A GREAT DAY TOO. I JUST ATE A VERY GOOD GRANOLA BAR.
— Andrew Lowe (@andrewlx) April 26, 2014
beyoncé & jay z started off with marriage
then song collaborations
then a daughter
now a stadium tour together
and soon world domination
— anthony spears (@LOHANTHONY) April 28, 2014
I want to open a brunch establishment with free, high-functioning wifi called 'Hashtags & Hash-browns'
— Kami Baker (@Peeta_is_aBAKER) April 29, 2014
I'm only a few thousand followers away from being respected by my peers.
— braden graeber (@hipstermermaid) April 30, 2014
"I have so much homework but I deserve a little break!" and I am now 55 minutes in to a Howard Stern interview.
— Bizzy Emerson (@bizzyems) April 29, 2014
I could either (a) watch two more episodes of House tonight or (b) conspicuously watch two more episodes of House during school tomorrow
— Jackson Barnett (@jacksonbarnett) April 28, 2014
New trend: Ramen stains
— Emma McLaughlin (@pizzaree) April 27, 2014
My mom just told me she loves me and hugged me. I think she has a crush on me #gross
— Alexa Losey (@alexalosey) April 29, 2014
everything happens for a raisin
— shley (@ummm_ashley) April 30, 2014
I don't know about you, but I'm feeling 92. Need a wheelchair to get to the bed.
— Anna Olson (@annnnaaaa) April 30, 2014
did I do it pic.twitter.com/hRtubJ57fJ
— Troye Sivan (@troyesivan) April 29, 2014
I actually have a special place in my heart for garlic x
— Freya Knight (@the_watch_trick) April 25, 2014
WHY DO PPL KEEP FAVORITE/RETWEETING ONLY ONE TWEET OF MY TWO PART TWEET
— Princess Emily (@emily__theis) May 1, 2014
I'm as good at getting Instagram likes as I imagine a large porcupine family is at not making a scene at a balloon store
— eden friedman (@edenfriedmannn) May 1, 2014
i am such a sucker for cutely-named clothing items while online shopping. ah yes the evening in paris dress i'll have you
— Savannah Brown (@savanamazing) May 1, 2014
On Wednesdays, we do physics labs.
— Neel Swamy (@neel_swamy) April 30, 2014
"How much of this can I do in school tomorrow?"- More thoughts of an overachiever
— Camryn Garrett (@dancingofpens) April 28, 2014
In honor of the presentation I gave on communism today pic.twitter.com/FGIJQAJtCV
— Bailey Petty (@Bailey__Petty) April 30, 2014
i'm listening to paris hilton's debut album for the first time in years and i have no regrets
— barefoot contessa (@jarodzsz) April 30, 2014
Thinking about what a great listener I am as you're talking to me.
— Ali Spagnola (@alispagnola) May 1, 2014
crushes are called crushes bc they crush your hopes and dreams
— michael (@mikeyidc) May 1, 2014
If your name is Kathy, your life is just supposed be wasting time until becoming the best old lady at Bridge Club
— Celeste (@celesteyim) May 1, 2014
Why isn't the Mean Girls 10 year anniversary a federally recognized holiday?
— Morgan Levy (@morganslevy) April 30, 2014
does anyone even actually do pilates or are they all just pretending
— Justina Sharp (@bentpieceofwire) May 2, 2014
Instead of starting school early in the morning, school should start at like never
— Chris (@Not_Like_Chris) April 30, 2014
I have an ongoing rotation of cardigans and no one's noticed yet
— Sam Goodyear (@UnofficialSam) May 1, 2014
What happens when I have kids and they get into a relationship and I don't ship it
— Jamie Curry (@theJamiesWorld) May 2, 2014
I'M LITERALLY SO HAPPY FOR MY FRIENDS THEY'RE ACCOMPLISHING SO MUCH LIKE YOU GO GLEN COCO
— Danny Fratella (@dannyfratella) May 2, 2014
10:18, thinkin bout soup
— Georgia-May (@SheeranTings) May 1, 2014
cant wait 2 find my troy bolton
— fuzzy spring sweater (@clodiuh) May 2, 2014