05/05/2014 01:38 pm ET Updated May 05, 2014

What No One Tells You About Divorce | XoJane

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What they don’t tell you about divorce is how liberating it can be. You’re finally free from haggling over every dollar spent, or blaming the other person for spending too much on a new motorcycle jacket, or getting glared at while rubbing on your hundred dollar face cream in perfect, upward circles. You now manage your own budget and you actually take pride in stretching out your dollars so you can splurge on some fancy new date jeans that make your ass look awesome.

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