05/07/2014 01:58 pm ET

‘Baby Bump' Sounds Like Something Out Of A Horror Movie

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Bump is a classic nightmare term: a bump in the night. It's ominous, sudden, unknown. And "baby bump" — that favorite tabloid term to describe the pregnant womb of a celebrity — does not sound like a smaller, cuter nightmare. A baby bump just sounds like a new, impending nightmare. ​Images of Rosemary's Baby reel in the mind. The baby bump must be stopped.

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