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05/08/2014 04:08 pm ET Updated May 08, 2014

Your Mysterious Gentleman Caller Has A Mission For You, Should You Choose To Accept It

Sure, a little mystery can be great when you're first getting to know someone, but this is above and beyond. Gurrrrl, no guy is worth learning semaphore.

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