Picture your parents having sex.
OK, sorry. Picture instead the bed or other furniture they had sex on to produce you.
A little more abstract and easier to take?
Good, 'cause Ikea wants you to be comfortable with where you came from -- and the company thinks it could have all started on one of its products.
A new Ikea campaign in Germany features family trees with the Ikea beds (and tables, sink and washing machine) where Mom and Dad did the nasty to beget the next generation. "Where family starts," the tagline reads.