05/19/2014 04:39 pm ET Updated May 19, 2014

Peter Dinklage Perfectly Describes 'Game Of Thrones'

All men must watch "Game of Thrones", but for those of you who don't, relax: Peter Dinklage has got you covered.

The "GoT" star stopped by MTV to talk with Josh Horowitz about his upcoming movie "X-Men: Days Of Future Past" and when the conversation predictably steered towards George R.R. Martin's fantasy series, Dinklage was more than happy to summarize his hit HBO show for anyone who's been living under a rock.

Here's the SparkNotes version of A Song of Ice and Fire: "Stabby-stabby-stabby-stabby, sexy-sexy-sexy, stabby-stabby-stabby ... and a couple of jokes."

If that doesn't pique your interest, nothing will.