05/20/2014 06:31 am ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Jon Stewart Breaks Out His Swear Jar For Report On Veterans Affairs Screw-Ups

Jon Stewart is breaking out his swear jar again -- but instead of shouting into it, he's opening it up and letting all the bad words out.

Stewart needed them to describe the screw-ups at the Department of Veterans Affairs, which was recently accused of creating phony records to make it look like veterans were getting care in a reasonable amount of time when many weren't. Some even died.

His solution? Declare war on veterans... because war seems to be the only thing the government actually funds.

"Congress, write a blank check to fund Operation Enduring Wait List: A War On Error," Stewart said. "Because if you want Americans to feel shock and awe, you'll fix this fucking thing."

Watch the second half of his report below.