In a video posted to YouTube this week, a turkey chases a boy on a unicycle. As the two run round and round the yard, we can't help but wonder why this turkey is so obsessed with a unicycle (and who actually owns a unicycle, for that matter).
"It's not interested in me," someone says off camera.
Nope. It just wants a piece of that unicycle.
(Hat tip, Arbroath)