DIVORCE
06/10/2014 03:00 pm ET Updated Jun 10, 2014

This World Cup 'Contract' Hasn't Resulted In A Breakup Yet, But It Sure Might

The World Cup is finally here! Which means for the next month, soccer fanatics will be out in full force.

Hey, we get it: we've researched live streams so we can watch at work, we've got our tissues ready for when USA inevitably loses to Germany again (darn you 2002!!!), and we've blocked all Facebook access from June 12th to July 13th for fear of spoilers.

But none of that compares to this England fan who created a World Cup "Official Contract" that's chock-full of rules his significant other must follow, like making sure beer and batteries are available during all games. If she doesn't comply? They'll break up.

Seriously dude, this is not the way to go. When the World Cup ends -- which it will -- you're gonna need some lovin'. We all will.

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