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06/13/2014 12:08 pm ET Updated May 15, 2017

17 Father's Day Cards That Are Way Funnier Than Your Dad's Jokes

Ah, Father's Day. The one day of the year where you can't yell at dad for farting in public, telling a groan-worthy dad joke, or threatening your significant other with a shotgun.

But if you want to be dad's favorite child, do one better than just tolerating dad on Father's Day. Show him that you truly care by sending him a witty Someecard .

We even went ahead and picked the funniest cards we could find, so you have no excuse not to send away. Check them out below!

  • 1 Love, Your #ForeverAlone daughter
    To send this card, go here!
  • 2 'Good genes' my ass.
    To send this card, go here!
  • 3 This counts as thoughtful right?
    To send this card, go here!
  • 4 Funny how that works, isn't it?
    To send this card, go here!
  • 5 Favorite child, only child, same thing.
    To send this card, go here!
  • 6 Feel free to contribute to the poverty fund.
    To send this card, go here!
  • 7 It was a toss up for a while there.
    To send this card, go here!
  • 8 Father's Day? How about Favorite Parent's Day, eh?
    To send this card, go here!
  • 9 BEST DAD I'VE EVER HAD.
    To send this card, go here!
  • 10 Thanks for lookin' out, dad.
    To send this card, go here!
  • 11 Just being honest.
    To send this card, go here!
  • 12 "Love, Dad"
    To send this card, go here!
  • 13 Golf balls again this year? Why not.
    To send this card, go here!
  • 14 Thank goodness for the family business.
    To send this card, go here!
  • 15 Karma.
    To send this card, go here!
  • 16 It's the thought that counts, right?
    To send this card, go here!
  • 17 A hand-drawn card is exactly what you wanted right?
    To send this card, go here!

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