Ah, Father's Day. The one day of the year where you can't yell at dad for farting in public, telling a groan-worthy dad joke, or threatening your significant other with a shotgun.
But if you want to be dad's favorite child, do one better than just tolerating dad on Father's Day. Show him that you truly care by sending him a witty Someecard .
We even went ahead and picked the funniest cards we could find, so you have no excuse not to send away. Check them out below!
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Love, Your #ForeverAlone daughter
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'Good genes' my ass.
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This counts as thoughtful right?
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Funny how that works, isn't it?
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Favorite child, only child, same thing.
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Feel free to contribute to the poverty fund.
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It was a toss up for a while there.
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Father's Day? How about Favorite Parent's Day, eh?
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BEST DAD I'VE EVER HAD.
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Thanks for lookin' out, dad.
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Just being honest.
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"Love, Dad"
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Golf balls again this year? Why not.
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Thank goodness for the family business.
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Karma.
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It's the thought that counts, right?
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A hand-drawn card is exactly what you wanted right?