06/12/2014 10:39 am ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Crystal Metheny Allegedly Fired 'Missile' Into Car

Polk County Sheriffs Office

We clearly don't need to tell you the state where this took place.

Crystal Metheny, 36, was arrested last month for shooting a "missile" into a vehicle, according to records from the Polk County Sheriff's Office in Florida.

It should be noted that under Florida law, a "missile" can be defined as "a stone or other hard substance," so this should not be construed to mean that she was necessarily launching rockets into passing cars.

Metheny was also arrested in 2012 on a marijuana charge, according to the Orlando Sentinel.

Jezebel's Mark Shrayber writes that he called the Polk County Sheriff's Office to confirm that this was Metheny's real name, and not an alias. When he expressed his amazement over the moniker, a sheriff's office spokeswoman, identified only as Linda, told him, "Sir, this is Florida. We have a lot of interesting names here."

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