06/18/2014 11:46 am ET Updated Jun 18, 2014

When Mike Tyson Demands Your Seat, You MOVE

Ultimate Fighting Championship boss Dana White knows what we all should know: When Mike Tyson slaps you on the shoulder in-flight and says he wants your seat, you move. Even if he's joking. Even if you're in on the joke. Because he's Mike Tyson.

And if Mike Tyson writes "dick" on your forehead as you pretend-sleep, you take it. Again, cause he's Mike Tyson.

Sure, Champ, pick on the bald guy.

(Hat tip, Uproxx via Dana White on Instagram)