06/19/2014 04:37 pm ET

Can't Decide Between A Live Wedding Band And A DJ? Easy: Pick Neither.

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It’s your wedding reception! Mazel tov. Dinner is over; the band is playing. Let’s visit the couple at Table 11: “The band’s great, isn’t it?” she says. “Yep, it’s great,” says he. We’re all agreed. Everything is great.

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