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06/30/2014 01:55 pm ET

Here's How To Make Your Own Fireworks This 4th Of... Actually, Don't Make Your Own Fireworks

There's really only one step to making your own fireworks: DON'T.

Just don't, no matter what Mr. Forthright says above.

Via Tastefully Offensive

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