07/01/2014 12:58 pm ET

17 Fourth Of July Someecards For All The Snarky Patriots Out There

We associate the Fourth of July with many things -- barbecues, beer, obscene amounts of red, white and blue. Most importantly, though, it's America's birthday! You're not going to be that asshole who doesn't send a card on someone's birthday, are you?

If you forgot to pick out a card for Uncle Sam, don't worry. We've got you covered. Below are the 17 funniest Fourth of July Someecards we could find. Send away because U-S-A!

July 4 Someecards