17 Fourth Of July Someecards For All The Snarky Patriots Out There

17 Fourth Of July Someecards For All The Snarky Patriots Out There

We associate the Fourth of July with many things -- barbecues, beer, obscene amounts of red, white and blue. Most importantly, though, it's America's birthday! You're not going to be that asshole who doesn't send a card on someone's birthday, are you?

If you forgot to pick out a card for Uncle Sam, don't worry. We've got you covered. Below are the 17 funniest Fourth of July Someecards we could find. Send away because U-S-A!

1
Thanks a lot, SCOTUS.
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2
No homemade fireworks people!!!!
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3
Well, when you put it that way...
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4
Sigh.
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5
Thanks, America.
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6
The irony.
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7
You will NEVER take a good picture of fireworks on your iPhone.
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8
We'll get right back where we left off on the 5th.
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9
A card for Ann Coulter?
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10
U-S-A U-S-A U-S-A
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11
The WORST.
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12
Womp wompppp.
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13
God bless America, indeed.
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14
Veggie burgers are SO un-American.
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15
Budweiser only, please.
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16
Sorry, T.Jefferson.
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17
As if shooting off fireworks wasn't dangerous enough...
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