We don't speak canine, but we're pretty sure this is the dog equivalent of a bar fight in which both parties stand 3 feet apart and yell, "Hold me back! I swear I'll punch you if you come one step closer."
The video, perfectly titled, "You're lucky there's a fence here or I would tear you apart," features two smack-talking dogs that apparently would rather voice their displeasure verbally than physically.
For the duration of the video, both dogs snarl and bark at each other through the corner of what looks like a large sliding gate. The best part? They're willfully ignorant of the large expanse of open space alongside them. The source of the argument is murky, but they clearly have a bone to pick with one another.
Come at me, bro.
[Hat Tip: Reddit]