This guy just got added to the list.
A former University of Oregon public safety officer, James Cleavenger, has tattled on his old colleagues in a lawsuit that alleges he was fired in 2012 for complaining to supervisors about mistreatment and misconduct.
KVAL reports that during pre-shift briefings, Lt. Brandon Lebrecht and other officers on the graveyard shift would take some time out of the day to add to a growing "Bowl of Dicks" list.
And, as Gawker points out, it's exactly what you think it is: a list of people (mainly celebrities) that the graveyard shift workers complained about and wanted them to eat said bowl of phalluses.
Cleavenger doesn't find it funny.
"I'm disappointed no one would listen to me," he told KVAL. "I was forced into filing this lawsuit."
Things and people that should presumably eat a bowl of dicks include Osama bin Laden (which seems fair), Comcast, people who can't merge, Sarah Palin, and magnum condoms, because why not?
It's unclear how many dicks constitute a bowl.
Check out the full list of 225 items here, and let us know what you think in our Bowl of Dicks poll!