DIVORCE
07/17/2014 12:19 pm ET Updated Jul 17, 2014

12 Celebrity Couples You Probably Forgot Were Once Married

When it comes to celebrity relationships, who can keep track?

Celebs marry, divorce and marry other people -- or the same people -- at such a quick rate, you'd need an encyclopedic memory to keep up.

Don't worry, we've got you covered. Below are 12 former celebrity couples who divorced a long, long time ago. If you're not a fan of big '80s hair and flannel shirts, you may want to look away.

  • Here's power couple Tommy Lee and Heather Locklear giving us a master class in late '80s style. (1987)
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  • Yep, one time Geena Davis had the chutzpah to wear Julia Robert's opera dress from "Pretty Woman." Ex-husband Jeff Goldblum approved. (1990)
    Alan Light/Flickr
  • Look! It's a Kevin Spacey sandwich with exes John Stamos and Rebecca Romijn as the ridiculously good-looking bread. (2001)
    Lucy Nicholson via Getty Images
  • Before she was making bizarrely awesome films about insect sex, Isabella Rossellini was married to director Martin Scorsese.
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  • Shannen Doherty and ultra-babe ex-husband Ashley Hamilton attend the premiere of "Beethoven's 2nd." (1993)
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  • Ashton Kutcher wasn't Demi Moore's first shaggy-haired husband. That honor goes to rocker Freddy Moore. (1982)
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  • This? Just Patricia Arquette dazzling in chainmail and former hubby Nic Cage rocking the most Nic Cage-esque leather jacket he could find. (1997)
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  • Sure, Dennis Hopper and Michelle Phillips of the Mamas and the Papas were only married for eight days, but they looked damn cool all eight of 'em. (1970)
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  • A flabbergasted Cris Judd -- aka J.Lo's second husband -- watches as his lady does a questionable kick-dance on the "Today" show stage. (2001)
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  • Before he was sharing vials of blood with Angelina Jolie, Billy Bob Thornton was looking a little less goth with then-wife Laura Dern. (1999)
    Brenda Chase via Getty Images
  • Once upon a time, Helen Hunt was really into transparent blouses. Kisses on the forehead? Thanks, but no thanks, Hank Azaria. (1996)
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  • And finally, Paula Abdul and Emilio Estevez show us that clashing patterns are an early indicator that a marriage doesn't have a shot at lasting. (1993)
    Ron Galella, Ltd./WireImage

For more celebs you probably forgot were once an item, check out the gallery below:

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