07/21/2014 09:17 am ET Updated Jul 21, 2014

Just Because I Don't Want Kids Doesn't Mean I'm So Excited When You Have Yours

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"Does it bum you out that so many of your friends are about to have babies?"

Me, blinking like my cat does when I ask her if she wants to watch "Chopped" or "The Golden Girls":

"Bum me out? Why?"

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