Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways -- so we like to round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy.
This week, we're thrilled to welcome back guest curator Melissa Sher, who blogs at Mammalingo and right here on HuffPost Parents. Read her selections below, and follow @HuffPostParents and @thismelissasher on Twitter for more!
The fun thing about having 5 kids is that by the time everyone is ready to go to the beach for the day, it's Fall.
— Oh Susanna (@Just_Oh_Susanna) July 23, 2014