07/29/2014 01:48 pm ET Updated Jul 29, 2014

Colbert Mocks Kim Kardashian's New Video Game, Introduces One Of His Own

In this segment from Monday's "Colbert Report," Stephen Colbert claims he doesn't know what Kim Kardashian does, but that's not entirely true.

He knows, for example, that she makes lots and lots of money (possibly for no reason).

The reality star recently released her own game app called "Kim Kardashian: Hollywood," which could make her $85 million thanks to in-app purchases. Naturally, with that kind of scratch rolling in, Colbert wants a taste. So the host introduced his own brand-new game, "Stephen Colbert: I'd Tap That."

Watch above to see all the money-grubbing action.

"The Colbert Report" airs Monday-Thursday at 11:30 p.m. ET on Comedy Central.