08/02/2014 10:02 am ET Updated Aug 02, 2014

Best Tweets: What Women Said On Twitter This Week

The excessive social engagements of summer seem to be wearing on some women on Twitter. Sarcastic Mommy picked up on it when she tweeted: "Don't forget to piss someone off today by saying 'good morning.'" Let's hope she doesn't cross paths with Twitter user Lauren Ashley Bishop, who tweeted "this woman is still talking to me while i'm looking at my phone i mean how rude."

At least Twitter user Mrs. Throbinson is making good use of her avoidance technique: "Avoiding everyone is my cardio." If only there was a Fitbit for that.

For more great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.